I found the 2 I did a looong time ago.
You've Got To Shit (I'm Not Okay by My Chemical Romance)Well, if you wanted a laxative, that's all you had to say.
I never want to see you bloated or have you go,
They give relief everyday.
For all the grunts and tries,
The times you said you'd rather die,
Remember the time you said you needed a lot of relief!
You've got to shit [x3]
It wears you out.
What will it take to get this laxative down your throat?
You said you'd never take one; you'd just rather croak!
To take a lousy pill,
Another bloated one, so ill,
I held you close as you said shrill,
"It's the last time!,
Just gimme the pill!"
You've got to shit [x3]
It wears you out.
For all the grunts and tries,
The tims you said you'd rather die,
Now you need an alibi,
Cause you ain't got nothing new to say now!
You can't shit
You can't shit now!
You can't shit
But you really need to hear me out,
Cause I'm telling you the truth,
I mean this, take a pill!
(Trust me)
You've got to shit [x3]
It wears you out.
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You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Walmart (You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison by My Chemical Romance)In the middldle of a Walmart,
In the center of the dog food section,
The sayyy..
Come with the bags raised high!
Well, they're never gonna get meeee!
Like a piece of gum in a trashcan!
And eat..
This bag of expired Dog Chow!
Your taste..
Will never, ever come back!
On your Walmart savings, say a prayer,
Say a prayer, e-yeah!
Now!
But I can't.
And I don't know.
How Walmarts savings are so amazing.
Well, I dont.
I don't know!
Too much savings on all of this dogfood, no more pain in my wallet cause I've saved so much!
Let's go to Walmart again, e-yeah!
They all save on items 'cause Walmarts the best!
The dude at the cashregisters making him save in drag..
But nobody cares if you don't like to save,
You don't like to save?!
I got a full wallet!
And they give me the change,
And it's a lot of change 'cause Walmarts the best place to save,
Oh, nobody knows all the money I've saaaaaaaaved!
Now!
But I can't.
And I don't know.
How Walmarts savings are so amazing.
Well, I dont.
I don't know!
Life is but a dream for the dead.
But the savings at Walmart are the best we'll ever see!
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, oh, wow.
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Someone's a tease.