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PostSubject: Favourite Green Day Quotes   9/28/2007, 12:47 am

so ya like the title says what are your fave Green Day quotes?

"...all dolled up and looking spiffy..." - BJ
..god i have so many more, but damnit i can't think of any right now....>.<
i'll post em later.
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   9/28/2007, 12:53 am

i concur by tre
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   9/28/2007, 5:34 am

lol, yeah.

"Its like how do you know your done having sex? Its like your finished." -BJ

"School is practice for the future and practice makes perfect but nobodys perfect so why practice?" -BJ

"Kill the whales, save the plankton!" - Mike

"I want to wash your grandma" - Tre

I have more but those are my favorites.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   9/28/2007, 5:39 am

lol the last one make me laugh a lot
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   9/28/2007, 6:07 am

lol, yeah, that ones brilliant.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/10/2007, 12:27 pm

lolol

here are my faves:

Billie's quotes:

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"

"School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, so why practice?"

"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'

"It's my fucking life and you know what nobody invited you...so there's the door...see ya!"

"The darkness is coming now god dammit!"

"A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?" (notice how he says 'you know?' lol)

"Never run in the rain with your socks on."

"I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!"

"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love."

"You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?"

"One thing I want to teach my son is sensitivity to other people. I want to teach him not to be this macho freak."

"I kind of became everyone’s weird uncle. I was drunk all the time wearing a fucking leopard g string."

"Attack your instruments. Don’t let them attack you."

"Do I want to change the world with music? Well fuck yeah I want to change the world to a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed....it needs a kick in the ass."

"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? We walked around in our own clothes they just happened to be dresses."

Mike's quotes:

"I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons."

"All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars."

"There are weeks when I'll spank a lot, and other weeks I'll be apathetic and lonely and won't want to look at my cock."

"I'm gonna be cremated. I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass."

Tre's quotes:

(To LAUNCH.com on the US's action after the WTC bombings): "I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think retaliation definitely makes sense and it's definitely one option. But, personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being ignorant and shortsighted, you know, it's true I'm not running the government, I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr., said that you can murder a murderer but you can never murder murder itself."

(On MTV): "I don't see anything on it, all I see is shows. There is never anything on it. Just MTV talking about how cool MTV is."

"Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?"

"You know, I knew the day that George Bush was elected president that we were in deep, deep sh-t. I knew it. I was like, 'Well, some sh-t's gonna hit the fan now,' 'cause, you know, the Bush family's been in the politics business for way too long to not have crazy enemies."

"I want to wash your grandmother."

"Lets count the waves...one, one thousand, two one thousand"

"I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...."

"I can suck my own."

"Life is like breakfast you just mix all ingredients cause in your stomach it will all come together."

"I told my dad yeah I’m going to be a drummer and he said well of you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance. And I did all that just like bam you know?"

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/11/2007, 7:31 am

lol.
I love all of Billies quotes, they are all great especially "attack your instruments, don't let them attack you:
LMAO, Mikes quotes are good too. I like the one about watching cartoons with Stella.
And of course every Tre Cool quote is going to be amazing.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/12/2007, 5:26 am

They all say too many funny things to list here, ya know? lol I love all the ones listed though

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/12/2007, 7:09 am

yeah. everything they say is a funny or amazing quote.

Here are some Billie said about Adie:

"She's inspired me to write songs and taught me how to compromise,"



"Adrienne and I are comfortable with the fact that I have a past. She's got a past, too. She was engaged, had boyfriends, had flings, and I'm comfortable with that - otherwise, I wouldn't be married to her. She's the only woman I'll ever love."



"I saw this woman that had blonde black dreadlocks...and she was just beautiful." [On the first time Billie Joe laid eyes on Adrienne]



"Getting married was a wild thing we decided to do overnight, but the reason we did it still remains the same. Adrienne's one of the sweetest people on the planet."



"She would take a human sexuality class, and she started talking to me about this class, and for a kid that's 18, some women's about 20/21 years old talking to you about her human sexuality class...well, our conversation has got pretty long." [on their phone conversations]



"I wanna get older. I wanna improve at age. I wanna be a man, I wanna be an adult. I don't wanna be some 40 year old child. I don't think my wife wants a child either, you know. And my kids don't want a child...they want a father. And uh, that's what I'm gonna try to be."



"I want to hold a koala or something like that - me and my wife are going to hold a little bear monkey."



“My mom's here tonight, her and my father had sex and they made me and my vocal chords. My wife's also here, her name's Adrienne, I've been married to her for seven years. We have sex too and we have kids that have vocal chords as well."



"Then we went to the Claremont hotel, and we fucked like bunnies." [about after the wedding]



“The next day Adrienne says that she’s been feeling weird lately, so we stopped at Safeway and picked up a pregnancy test. We're at home waiting for the results and each wanting the other one to go check. Finally I said 'Fuck it,' and went into the room. Sure enough, we had the big purple line. It was so bold, just staring me in the face. Purple! Baby! I walked out and said, 'Hi, Mom,' I was glowing. I said, 'Are you happy?" and she said, 'Yeah, totally, are you?' And I said, 'Yeah, totally.'" [on discovering Adie was pregnant]



"I have a really strong bond with my wife and I’m really proud to say that, and because we have that bond, it's actually become more of a pleasure."


"It can be really difficult holding a family together and doing this, but luckily my wife understands,"



“I've never had a very high standard of living. Any money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all. The only benefit is that I got married, and I can treat my wife the way she deserves to be treated.”



“It's a song about when you're in a long term relationship with somebody, you have to keep reinventing it, and it takes a lot of compromise, and the person that you married or the person that you're with a year or two down the line -- there are a lot of different sides to them that you have to come to recognize or be sensitive to that you never knew were there before. And likewise, 'cause I'm sure with my wife, there are a lot of sides of me that she didn't quite expect.”



[when asked if he had an open marriage] “No. Absolutely, no way.”



"I'm not interested in groupies. I have to say, I've never been with a groupie in my entire life. I got married really young."



[asked if he'd ever been with a groupie] Besides getting married to one?



"The funny thing is that I wouldn't be in a band if I wasn't doing it with my family. It seems like I wouldn't want to buy into the cliche of being a rock star and having chicks and drugs around. For me the fact that I can share it with someone is better than doing it alone."


[Asked if Adrienne gets mad when he gets naked] "Yeah, she sometimes gets mad. She's quite territorial about me in that way, and I'm the same with her."



[when asked why he has one sleeve rolled up and the other down?][pointing to his photostrip tattoo] "Because I love her and I am proud of her"



"If anything, anything at all would ever happen to her (Adie), I'd die of a broken heart, or better yet, kill myself so I could be with her."


"I am not really into groupies as I have a wonderful wife to keep me company."



"Armstrong is the kind of rock star who, when 5 A.M., rolls around, starts talking not about shagging groupies but about the beauty Adrienne, his wife of eleven years. He kneels in the aisle and sings an a capella love song he recently wrote for her." [Rolling Stone]

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/13/2007, 12:01 pm

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


OMG sarah! where did you find all those quotes!?!?!?!? -stares in awe-

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/13/2007, 12:22 pm

LOL.
Uhhhhh...I think it was from that Adie site that has the weird biography.

This is my favorite:

[when asked why he has one sleeve rolled up and the other down?][pointing to his photostrip tattoo] "Because I love her and I am proud of her"

Its so sweet.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/13/2007, 12:37 pm

lol yeah!!

i like these ones:

“The next day Adrienne says that she’s been feeling weird lately, so we stopped at Safeway and picked up a pregnancy test. We're at home waiting for the results and each wanting the other one to go check. Finally I said 'Fuck it,' and went into the room. Sure enough, we had the big purple line. It was so bold, just staring me in the face. Purple! Baby! I walked out and said, 'Hi, Mom,' I was glowing. I said, 'Are you happy?" and she said, 'Yeah, totally, are you?' And I said, 'Yeah, totally.'" [on discovering Adie was pregnant]



"I have a really strong bond with my wife and I’m really proud to say that, and because we have that bond, it's actually become more of a pleasure."


“I've never had a very high standard of living. Any money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all. The only benefit is that I got married, and I can treat my wife the way she deserves to be treated.”


"If anything, anything at all would ever happen to her (Adie), I'd die of a broken heart, or better yet, kill myself so I could be with her."


"I am not really into groupies as I have a wonderful wife to keep me company."


I'd really like to stick these quotes up teenie's asses!
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/13/2007, 11:08 pm

awww those are so sweet, some of em are really funny and dirty,
i was all like "ohh billie you dirty dirty man!"

"Then we went to the Claremont hotel, and we fucked like bunnies." [about after the wedding]

lmfao!
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 1:08 am

lolol, yeah. I like how Adrienne found out she was pregnant with Joey. Thats pretty funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 4:14 am

yeah, that was cute.

Purple! Baby!

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 4:21 am

LOLOL, yeah. And how neither of them went into look at it and Billie was just like "fuck it" and looked.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 4:26 am

lolol yeah, they were nervous

and when Billie comes walking in smiling and he's like, "Hi mom." lolol

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 4:38 am

lol, yeah, thats so cute.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 4:50 am

Billie's such a family man.
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 5:02 am

Billie Joe = Family guy

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 5:02 am

lol I hate that show.
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 5:06 am

Haha. Its okay. Its not all that funny, its very dry.

Other quotes:

"i can suck my own!" -Tre

"condoms are for sailors. *billie laughs* what? they should bag those dirty bastards, they go from port to port" -Tre

"i need a new wife" - Tre

"don't jack off a cactus" - Tre

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 5:10 am

"don't jack off a cactus" - Tre

LMFAO! How random is that?
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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 5:12 am

LOL, yeah. It was from the Green Day gardening tips video thingy. It was so funny when he said it.

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PostSubject: Re: Favourite Green Day Quotes   10/14/2007, 5:12 am

LOLOL i know!

"Don't jack off a cactus cause you'll only hurt your hand...and the cactus's feelings" LMAO

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